There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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