My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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