i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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