Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
NoShamevember. You game?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
