But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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