I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Randomize
