guess who came home with a hottie last night
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
25 Porn Addicts Admit Their Biggest Pet Peeves
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?