I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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