id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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