I love black thongs
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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