Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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