I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Houston, we have a blender
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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