you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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