Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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