I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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