i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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