Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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