so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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