Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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