You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.