so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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