i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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