oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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