We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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