Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
