He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize