Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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