Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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