i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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