Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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