Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize