thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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