Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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