I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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