I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
