I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
