So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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