who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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