Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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