Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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