I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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