No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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