Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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