Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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