You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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