Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Green mimosas i think yes
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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