Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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