I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My vagina just clenched in fear
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
