New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just pee around me
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
