I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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This house was built for laser tag.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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