so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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