when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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