I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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